Dear Farmer Mc Nuggets,
Perty please with a ratin chery on top DO NOT EAT ME if you do you will be very very disapounted because Im a rock! So I suggest that you do not eat me.
let me give you 3 reasons way not to eat me first you would break your teeth. If you brack your teeth you can not eat. you no it will hurt to. you mite look funny at thanksgiving furthermore I'm almost inposibill to chew you mite choke! If you choose to eat me, you won't be able to chew other foods. you mite have to spit me out! in the end I'm very gross! I have no taste and you mite just throw up if you take even one bite! You will definitely salivate a lot.
hopefuly I convinced you to not roast me fur Thanksgiving dinner.
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